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Friday, July 27, 2012

Quotes I found!


(From brainyquote.com)
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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(From lifed.com)


 “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” - Unknown

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown

 “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov
 “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.” - Unknown

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” - Unknown


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  1. IsabelJuly 27, 2012 at 5:38 PM

    :)

    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers
    “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” - Unknown

    “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

    “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown

    “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles

    I like these ones

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