Cool Inventions

I found this site which has tons of really cool inventions. Check it out!

http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/inventions/coolinventions.htm

Quotes I found!

(From brainyquote.com)
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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(From lifed.com)

 “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” - Unknown

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown

 “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov

 “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.” - Unknown

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” - Unknown

And Here is an awesome site for demotivational posters:      http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

I'm back...

It's Dianne! So It's summer and I'm getting bored... so I decided to blog, so other people who read this can be bored too!
       I also realized that I have not ranted on this blog about the BEST T.V. show ever. (It is, of course, British.) So for the small number of you who are not obsessed yet, here is the best show ever: Sherlock. Starring Benidict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, Sherlock is a show that I cannot praise enough. It's Sherlock Holmes in modern London and it is like  eating ice cream on a rainbow surrounded by dancing unicorns, but better. Now stop reading this and go watch it.